FAT DUDES IN NASTY APARTMENTS

"Eeeeessh. Fat dudes in nasty apartments -- you should get hazard pay for that or something." That's what a prospective client wrote to me a couple weeks ago. That's how I got the title for this blog. The guy was fat and he lived in a nasty apartment in a nasty neighbourhood. He told me his groin was dry and asked me to put oil on it. I went to the bathroom, grabbed a wad of toilet paper, put oil on it and told him to have himself a field day after I left.