I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN

But a deltoid and a bicep
A hot groin and a tricep
Makes me - Ooh! - shake
Makes me wanna take Charles Atlas by the hand --
In just seven days --Oh, baby -- I can make you a man

By Richard O'Brien

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Yeah, that's about all that's on my mind -- biceps, triceps etc. And I wouldn't mind a hot groin, depending on whose it is.