MY WORST CLIENT EVER

He was married. And fat. And boring. And he lived in a boring house in a boring neighbourhood in a town notorius for inbreeding. And he could't do math. He owed me $75.00 and thought he only owed me 50. All he claimed to have was $67.00. When I told him I took credit cards he said he didn't have one. When I asked him to write me a check he told me his wife, whom he hadn't been married to that long, was in charge of the checkbook. Loser.