DANNY'S SONG

"I like big butts and I cannot lie
u other brotherz can't deny
when a girl walks in with a itty, bitty, waist
and a round thing in ur face
u get sprung want to pull up tough
cuz u noticed that butt was stuck
beef to the jeans shes wearing
i'm hooked and I can't stop staring
oh baby I wanna get wit cha
and take ur pictcha
my homeboys tryed 2 warn me
but that butt u got makes me so horny ooooooo
rumple smooth skin
u say u wanna get my benz
well use me use me
cuz u ain't that average groupie
I seen her dancin to hell with romancing
she sweat wet
shes got it going like a turbo jet
im tired of magazines seein flat butts are the thingcuz the average black man ask him
that shes got 2 pack much back
so fellas YAH!
fellas YAH!
cuz ur girlfriends got the butt
HELL YAH!
shake it yah
shake it
yah shake that healthy buttbaby got back baby got back
I like them round and big
and when Im throwing a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm acting like an animal
now here's my scandal
I wanna get u home
and uh double up uh uh
I ain't talking bout playboy
those silicon parts are made for toys
I want them real thick and juicy
so find that juicy
double mix-alot seem trouble
begging for a piece of that bubble
so Im looking at rock videos knocking these bimbos
looking like hoes
u can those bimbos
I keep my women like flo-jo
a word to the thick soled sisterz
i wanna get wit cha
i won't cus or hit cha
i gotta be straight
when I say I wanna uh to the break of dawn
baby's got it going on
a lot of sims won't like this song
cuz thoses punks like to hit and quit it
and I'd rather stay and play cuz
I'm long and I'm strong
and I'm down to get this frick shit onso ladies YAH!
ladies YAH!
so u wanna roll my mercedes YAH!
so turn around stick it out
even white boys got 2 shout
baby got back baby got back
yah baby
when it comes to females cosmo ain't got nothing to do
with my selection 36 24 36
only if she's 5'3"
so ur girlfriend owns a honda
playing workout tapes by fonda
but fonda ain't got a motor on the back of her honda
my anacoda don't got none unless u got buns hun
you can do side bends or sit-ups
but please don't use that butt
some brotherz wanna play that hard roll
and tell ya that the butt ain't gold
so they toss and leave it
and i pull up quick to retrieve it
so cosmo says ur fat
well i ain't down wit dat
cuz ur waist is small and ur curves are kicking
and im thinking bout sticking
to the beanpole dames
and the magazines
you ain't it miss thing give me a sista
i can't resist her red beans and rice didn't miss her
some knuckle head tried to dis cuz those girls are on my list
he had game but he chose to hit em
and I pull up quick to get wit him
so ladies if da butt is round
and u wanna triple xbo
down dial 1-900-mixalot and kick dem nasty thoughts
baby got back baby got back
little in the middle but u got much back
little in the middle but u got much back
little in the middle but u got much back
little in the middle but u got much back


Baby Got Back

by Sir Mix a Lot

Actually it's his ringtone. Maybe I should get it for mine -- beats Pachelbel's Canon in D.