Monday, September 08, 2008

TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE DOESN'T SUCK TOO MUCH DAY 252

I got some extra sleep.

A guy in Manassas drowned in a septic tank. How embarrassing. Mom told me about this crazy nun in the psyche ward who kept trying to drown herself by sticking her head in the toilet.

The staff had to constantly keep pulling her out. Mom sez the nun constantly smelled like toilet. So I guess I should be grateful none of my clients smell like toilet. And that I don't have to pull them out.