STRANGE DAYS, INDEED II
My Day:
1) First client arrives, not wearing underwear, doesn't tip.
2) Second client tells me he "feels like a million dollars" and tips about 30%.
3) Before the massage is over third client says "this is absolutely awful" and insists on stopping the massage. Naturally the bitch doesn't tip. I don't care if she hears me calling her "bitch" as she flounces out the door.
4) Fourth client cannot say enough nice things about me and my massage, to the point of making porno-movie noises throughout the session. He tips slightly more than ten per cent.
1) First client arrives, not wearing underwear, doesn't tip.
2) Second client tells me he "feels like a million dollars" and tips about 30%.
3) Before the massage is over third client says "this is absolutely awful" and insists on stopping the massage. Naturally the bitch doesn't tip. I don't care if she hears me calling her "bitch" as she flounces out the door.
4) Fourth client cannot say enough nice things about me and my massage, to the point of making porno-movie noises throughout the session. He tips slightly more than ten per cent.
posted by Numerologist at 6:21 PM
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