NEW AGE PERVERT

A couple days ago a guy asked me for a massage. He asked if I minded massaging his glutes and I got suspicious. Then he started babbling about seeing an acupuncturist, saying his groin chakras were messed up and his naturopath told him he carried his tension in his pelvic area. He insisted he wasn’t looking for sex, it’s just that he was from California. Funny, my client directly before him was from California and wasn’t asking for a hand job.