GET A NUMBER! II

As an addendum my first "get a number" post, here is a new one: GET A PHONE THAT WORKS!!!! One on which I can understand you. And one or two messages on my voicemail are enough. You don't need to leave more than that. And don't clog up my voicemail with all this crap -- just leave your name, number and a BRIEF message and I will get to you. But not necessarily in the next three minutes.