PICTURES OF LILLY

Or Mary. Or Annie. Or Janey. Whatever. I love it when potential clients ask me "can you describe yourself?" or "can you send me a picture of yourself?" Would you ask a doctor/dentist/hairdresser/accountant for his/her picture? And do you really think a Michelle Pfeiffer lookalike is gonna travel to East Bumfuck to massage your fat ass?

One charmer wrote "after all you will be touching my body and I don't want to be grossed out by you." Never mind how I felt about touching HIS body. This man bore VERY little resemblance to Hugh Grant or Tobey Maguire.

So I started asking clients to send ME pictures of themselves. Some of them have actually called my bluff. Believe me, most of them NEED to pay a woman to touch their bodies.