I HAD A BAD DREAM

Or "Libertarians in Love." Most of the Washington Metro area is fearing snow, which means most of it is shut down. We decided not to go to Reston tonight, and as I am still feeling a little bit feverish it was probably a good thing. I fell asleep with the TV on and dreamt I was with alone with Grandma. I started hemorrhaging. At first it started out as a small bruise, then both legs were black and blue and bleeding. Grandma's cell phone rang but no one picked it up. I told her calmly I needed to go to the hospital. When I woke up there was some Cato Institute guy on TV.