LIFE'S LITTLE SURPRISES

So the other day I got my mail and there was something in a plain white wrapper titled "real joy" or "true fulfillment" or something like that. Now this guy I know sends me sex toys/dirty books every birthday/Hanukkah. His gifts also come generically-wrapped. So I was expecting that, since my birthday's coming up. Instead, it was the rosary I had ordered several months ago and forgotten.