I LIKE TO LAY COMPLETELY NAKED

A Craigslist winner writes "I like to lay completely naked. When I recieve a massage, I dislike having the towel wrapped around my mid section. I can respect if you do not want to touch there, but I would prefer my entire body be free so I can totally relax. I am looking for a legit massage therapist who is ok with this."

Why, so you can jerk off on the table?

Also, dipshit, it's "lie," not "lay" and "receive," not "recieve." Illiterate clients are always a turn-on. This guy probably lives in his parents' basement. Or maybe their garage.