NATIVE AMERICAN BURNS?

One of the good things about my job is I get paid to give people Indian burns. In high school I gave them and got them for free. Somehow I can't work noogies and wedgies into the massage routine.

Etta Mae wants to know whether it's politically correct to say "Indian burns.? How about "Native American burns?"

I did a Google search on "Indian burns." There actually is an "Indian Burns Institute." It's not what you think -- it's a hospital for burn victims on the Indian subcontinent.