WENT TO A PARTY

Went to a party last night. The food and drinks were excellent . There were only four guys, and only one of them hot. Sent the following e-mail immediately after:


“hi, x, , thank you for such a lovely party.

the y was my favourite item. is it hard to make?

z is really hot. “

From X
“Z is GAY.”

Why do I even bother? I guess it beats the party I went to on the 5th with the mentally ill.