AND THE WINNER IS

The Craigslist winner writes "Yes, so my ad had some typo's, so sue me. Just as an FYI I am an Ivy League graduate, and was a science major. Did I spell check or go over my ad, no, i'm sorry. I'm at work, I typed it up quickly. Yes, I know i before e except after c. I just was not paying attention. I am not looking for a handjob, or anything sexual, I just do not like the towel."

Perverts who can't spell. So how come you're working at Xando? It shows where an Ivy League degree will get you.