NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT

A Craigsloser e-mailed me and asked "is it possible for me to masturbate while you watch?" I responded that I'm sure it was possible in that he was physically ABLE to do it but that I wouldn't allow it. Now I wonder how much he was willing to pay me. Unlike massage it's not that physically strenuous, so I could easily do it eight hours a day.

Hmmm, five days a week, 50 weeks per year....