THE BLUES

I have been feeling blue. I guess because none of my jobs are bringing in much money, no one seems to want to buy my Mary Kay stuff and I'm training for a career which will bring financial satisfaction but not much psychic income. And because the only time the phone rang all day was the Washington Piss guy calling to tell me I filled out my last payment check wrong. And only guys to whom I feel no attraction are e-mailing.

On the bright side, Win treated us to Starbucks and Sarah says I may get to do some tutoring.