IT'S WRITTEN IN THE WIND
Or the stars:
Aquarius (1/20 - 2/18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again. People think you are stupid.
Pisces (2/19 - 3/20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over your associates, and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people do terrible things to small animals.
Aries (3/21 - 4/19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are not very nice.
Taurus (4/20 - 5/20) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are a Communist.
Gemini (5/21 - 6/20) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. Most people like you, as you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. In other words, you are cheap. Geminis are known for committing incest.
Cancer (6/21 - 7/22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off; that's why you'll never make anything of yourself. Most welfare recipients are Cancer people.
Leo (7/23 - 8/22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are just pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves.
Virgo (8/23 - 9/22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgos make good bus drivers.
Libra (9/23 - 10/22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man, you are more than likely gay. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are good prostitutes. All Libras die of venereal disease.
Scorpio (10/23 - 11/21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Sagittarius (11/22 - 12/21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck, since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks or dopers. People laugh at you a great deal.
Capricorn (12/22 - 1/19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don't do much of anything; you are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorns should avoid standing still for too long, as they take root and become trees.
Saw Dianne this week as I try to at least once if not twice per year. As usual the main questions were about finance and romance, but also about stupid decisions I tend to make. Dianne sez if you go by what seems like good information at the time then it’s not your fault, and besides, I did learn from it.
According to her the next year or two will be a time of healing, especially between now and December with a need for forgiveness. Writing will be important, especially journaling (blogging?)
Questions I will be stewing over – what is my purpose in life? What has frustrated me?
The next years will be two of big change, with unresolved anger a big issue. In December/January I will be meeting someone who gives me the feeling of being loved – this time should also be financially promising.
At the end of this September, evidently due to a moon thing, I will be questioning things a lot and feel quarrelsome or a lack of vitality.
August 2007 will begin a new phase with a new way of dealing with others, also better prospects for love relationships including self-love.
In March I will be very impressionable and possibly deceived, with a tendency to sacrifice myself and put people onto pedestals. A relationship begun then may or may not last. There is also a question of my expecting too much or not enough of other people or myself.
There is a need to let go of people, especially my own inner critic.
Holiday Mathis says "You're living rich this year -- rich in love, in experience, rich in fun and adventure ... and in riches, too. It begins with a decision to be more honest with yourself. Apply what you learn in September to fix a financial problem. Keep educating yourself this fall. Creative people enter your realm in January. Virgo and Gemini people are especially sweet. Lucky numbers are: 28, 11, 31, 45 and 36."
Today is Bill Clinton’s 60th birthday. Not only are we both Leos with Libra rising (our charts look frighteningly alike) but we also have rosacea.
Aquarius (1/20 - 2/18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again. People think you are stupid.
Pisces (2/19 - 3/20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over your associates, and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people do terrible things to small animals.
Aries (3/21 - 4/19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are not very nice.
Taurus (4/20 - 5/20) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are a Communist.
Gemini (5/21 - 6/20) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. Most people like you, as you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. In other words, you are cheap. Geminis are known for committing incest.
Cancer (6/21 - 7/22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off; that's why you'll never make anything of yourself. Most welfare recipients are Cancer people.
Leo (7/23 - 8/22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are just pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves.
Virgo (8/23 - 9/22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgos make good bus drivers.
Libra (9/23 - 10/22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man, you are more than likely gay. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are good prostitutes. All Libras die of venereal disease.
Scorpio (10/23 - 11/21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Sagittarius (11/22 - 12/21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck, since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks or dopers. People laugh at you a great deal.
Capricorn (12/22 - 1/19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don't do much of anything; you are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorns should avoid standing still for too long, as they take root and become trees.
Saw Dianne this week as I try to at least once if not twice per year. As usual the main questions were about finance and romance, but also about stupid decisions I tend to make. Dianne sez if you go by what seems like good information at the time then it’s not your fault, and besides, I did learn from it.
According to her the next year or two will be a time of healing, especially between now and December with a need for forgiveness. Writing will be important, especially journaling (blogging?)
Questions I will be stewing over – what is my purpose in life? What has frustrated me?
The next years will be two of big change, with unresolved anger a big issue. In December/January I will be meeting someone who gives me the feeling of being loved – this time should also be financially promising.
At the end of this September, evidently due to a moon thing, I will be questioning things a lot and feel quarrelsome or a lack of vitality.
August 2007 will begin a new phase with a new way of dealing with others, also better prospects for love relationships including self-love.
In March I will be very impressionable and possibly deceived, with a tendency to sacrifice myself and put people onto pedestals. A relationship begun then may or may not last. There is also a question of my expecting too much or not enough of other people or myself.
There is a need to let go of people, especially my own inner critic.
Holiday Mathis says "You're living rich this year -- rich in love, in experience, rich in fun and adventure ... and in riches, too. It begins with a decision to be more honest with yourself. Apply what you learn in September to fix a financial problem. Keep educating yourself this fall. Creative people enter your realm in January. Virgo and Gemini people are especially sweet. Lucky numbers are: 28, 11, 31, 45 and 36."
Today is Bill Clinton’s 60th birthday. Not only are we both Leos with Libra rising (our charts look frighteningly alike) but we also have rosacea.
posted by Numerologist at 11:07 PM
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