HOW TO DRAW GENITALIA

And other courses our school is offering next mod:

Self Improvement

SI 100 Creative Suffering
SI 101 Overcoming Peace of Mind
SI 102 You and Your Birthmark
SI 103 Guilt without Sex
SI 104 The Primal Shrug
SI 105 Ego Gratification Through Violence
SI 106 Dealing with Post-Realisation Depression
SI 107 Whining Your Way to Alienation
SI 108 Moulding Your Child's Behaviour Through Guilt and Fear
SI 109 How to Overcome Self Doubt Through Pretentiousness and Ostentation

Business and Career

BC 101 Money Can Make You Rich
BC 102 Packaging and Selling Your Child
BC 103 Career Opportunities in Beirut
BC 104 How To Profit From Your Own Body
BC 105 Underachievers Guide to Very Small Business Opportunities
BC 106 Looters Guide to Cities

Crafts

C 101 Self Actualisation Through Macrame
C 102 How to Draw Genitalia
C 103 Needlecraft for Junkies
C 104 Gifts for the Senile
C 105 Bonsai your Parrot
C 106 Rearrange your Mate

Home Economics

HE 101 Cultivating Viruses in your Refridgerator
HE 102 Burgular Proof your Home with Concrete
HE 103 Sinus Drainage in your Own Home
HE 104 Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
HE 105 Convert your Wheelchair into a Dune Buggy
HE 106 1001 other uses for your Vacuum Cleaner
HE 107 How to Convert your Granny's Flat into a Garage

Health and Fitness

HF 101 Creative Tooth Decay
HF 102 Exorcism and Eczema
HF 103 The Joys of Hypochondria
HF 104 High Fibre Sex
HF 105 Suicide and your Health
HF 106 Biofeedback and How to Stop It
HF 107 Understanding Nudity
HF 108 Optional Body Functions
HF 109 Rhythm and Regular Movement with Prunes
HF 110 Tap Dance your way to Social Ridicule

(Just kidding)