Saturday, June 02, 2007

THE NEW POO REVIEW

I first mentioned the poop show last September second. Generally a poop show lasts slightly under half an hour, however, sponsors have learned to offend listeners in 60 seconds or less if need be. The latest is something called “Vitabite” or something like that. It keeps dawgs from itching. Unfortunately, they have human beings talking about Fido scratching himself raw. And they are very graphic about it. The LAST thing I need to hear about is about living things scratching themselves. Then on the way home I heard some stuff on my car radio about prostate checks. You can never win.