Friday, April 30, 2010
An up and down week, started up moodwise and marketwise, ended down the same way, but up weatherwise.
DAY 105 -- ASSAULT IN ADAMS MORGAN
Around 2:29 AM a woman was assaulted in the Valley Vista Condominium in Adams Morgan. The victim had been drinking with friends at a bar at 18th St and Columbia Rd when she entered the building from the Ashmead Place entrance. She says once she was inside the building he grabbed her from behind, putting his had over her mouth. He fled the building when she screamed.
The victim describes her assailant as bald black man, probably in his thirties, from five foot nine to six feet, medium build. He was wearing a light blue or white shirt and blue jeans. It's not clear whether the man followed her into the building or whether he was already inside.
The victim describes her assailant as bald black man, probably in his thirties, from five foot nine to six feet, medium build. He was wearing a light blue or white shirt and blue jeans. It's not clear whether the man followed her into the building or whether he was already inside.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
DAY 103
My third day with the US government. Not sure whether I am all grown up or have become part of the Hitler Youth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY86ADsJvcY
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
DAY 102
I am apparently developing a relationship with DC's Finest. Last night I saw some people smoking dope on 18th St. I was terrfied the cops would think I was smoking, too.
Monday, April 26, 2010
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Saturday, April 24, 2010
SATURDAY NIGHT VIDEOS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPsM0Z6y1VQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tAtTs58mKc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuUV1ME5WbQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPkwm8a1kBU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N71OpZpaS0M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77EJ2zsPZRw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-ixJFOTx2M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSmxtMqpvHk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GOBh8AqhPo&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTk0zjojaCg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tAtTs58mKc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuUV1ME5WbQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPkwm8a1kBU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N71OpZpaS0M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77EJ2zsPZRw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-ixJFOTx2M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSmxtMqpvHk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GOBh8AqhPo&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTk0zjojaCg&feature=related
Friday, April 23, 2010
WEEK 17
Mostly lovely weather and a better-than-nothing financial situation. The Dow closed up ever single day this week. People are also less assholish. Not sure weather it’s the weather, the Dow or both.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
JOKE
Nurse: Doctor, do you realize you just wrote that prescription with a thermometer?
Doctor: Shit! Some asshole has my pen!
Doctor: Shit! Some asshole has my pen!
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
DAY 96
It just gets weirder. This morning I did a reading for a dwarf. At first I thought she was a little kid and wondered what kind of jerk would bring his child to Adams Morgan at that hour of the morning. But she appreciated the reading and was not drunk or high, unlike the last dwarf I hustled.
I figured dwarves need readings, too, and dwarf money is as good as any other money (although it was her normal-sized friend who paid) and it’s not as though I tossed her. I would only toss a consenting dwarf – there is nothing worse than a reluctant dwarf, all that screaming and those little arms and legs flailing…
I figured dwarves need readings, too, and dwarf money is as good as any other money (although it was her normal-sized friend who paid) and it’s not as though I tossed her. I would only toss a consenting dwarf – there is nothing worse than a reluctant dwarf, all that screaming and those little arms and legs flailing…
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
DAY 95
Hot coffee is good with whipped cream on top. I first had it that way in Europe. It doesn't need sugar. And it is so comforting on a cold April morning. Especially when someone treats you.
Monday, April 19, 2010
DAY 94
About a week or two a go a guy gave me a dollar because I'm so sexy (his words). I think it was last week a guy gave me five dollars extra because I'm "so beautiful." Last night a guy gave me twenty provided I would leave him alone and go away. Hey, I'll take what I can get.
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Day 93
SMART COOKIE:
got a cookie fortune that said "you are capable, confident, creative, careful. Prove it."
got a cookie fortune that said "you are capable, confident, creative, careful. Prove it."
Saturday, April 17, 2010
SATURDAY NIGHT VIDEOS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeCjUOs3m84
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAPwyodTkYA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzzwPRiecMA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYGp5shqLZg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQg4wsWaLOw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqblichBkro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz86rFl04v8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CxM7a6CbyI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cusEvQBZCu8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAPwyodTkYA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzzwPRiecMA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYGp5shqLZg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQg4wsWaLOw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqblichBkro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz86rFl04v8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CxM7a6CbyI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cusEvQBZCu8&feature=related
DAY 92 -- I HAD A DREAM
I am at a party with a variety of foods, ham, noodles, etc. Every time I fill my plate and put it down it disappears and the selection of food changes. I refuse to vote for some bill or other in Congress (healthcare related, I think) and some mafia-type guys steal my car, demanding more than 10K to get it back.
Friday, April 16, 2010
WEEK 16
Weather has improved, dogwoods and azaleas are at least two weeks early. This week we had the largest gathering of world leaders in DC since WWII and one person was killed. Also, Goldman Sachs stocks plummeted and there was a volcanic eruption in Iceland. I would like to think my job situation is improving. I am not very nauseous or dizzy, but still tired and my rosacea is flaring up. And I itch. How banal.
DAY 91
A guy I worked with in Munich had a dawg named “Pizza,” so called because they found her in Italy. I wasn’t sure of the dawg’s gender, as in German it is “der Hund.” Pizza’s owner said “he’s very intelligent. He learns everything right away.” I wanted to say “yeah, but he forgets it right away, too.”
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
DAY 88
Weather has turned itself around 180 degrees, but things seem to be progressing in other areas.
Monday, April 12, 2010
DAY 87
What a day. The Dow closes over 11 thousand, I'm getting a nice tax refund, I got offered a temp job with the Census Bureau and a guy gives me five dollars extra because I'm beautiful (His words, not mine)
Sunday, April 11, 2010
DAY 86
The smell of fried diner food is equal to aromatherapy. Especially at this hour of the night.
Saturday, April 10, 2010
SATURDAY NIGHT VIDEOS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1At182Bcy0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M9NF9_P_ZQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSIy4VsL-ps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSIy4VsL-ps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vECSyaegm1U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbWULu5_nXI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PWv0PgzLoE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=criZzd1dzmc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBL4hRoqRWY&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmTGV-RBhlA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M9NF9_P_ZQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSIy4VsL-ps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSIy4VsL-ps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vECSyaegm1U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbWULu5_nXI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PWv0PgzLoE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=criZzd1dzmc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBL4hRoqRWY&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmTGV-RBhlA&feature=related
HOPE
The shrubs surrounding our building are not nearly as badly damaged by the snows as I thought they would be. Some even have little leaves budding. New ones.
DAY 85
Four missing West Virginia miners found dead: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36183425/ns/us_news-life
Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord, and may the perpetual light shine upon them. May their souls and the souls of all the faithful departed through the mercy of G-d rest in peace. Amen.
Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord, and may the perpetual light shine upon them. May their souls and the souls of all the faithful departed through the mercy of G-d rest in peace. Amen.
Friday, April 09, 2010
WEEK 15
Had a much nicer Easter than I could have expected. Weather has improved, my financial situation not really. Was feeling much better Thursday, then a lot worse Friday. Feeling a LOT better right now.
DAY 84
A LOVE SONG
There is something so comforting about pizza in the middle of the night. There at least three places on 18th St. that are open that late. The pizza has just the right amount of cheese and I love the way the pepperoni grease drips off it. The slices sell for about five or six dollars per, but each one is about the size of half a regular pizza. I like to add garlic, oregano and hot peppers.
There is something so comforting about pizza in the middle of the night. There at least three places on 18th St. that are open that late. The pizza has just the right amount of cheese and I love the way the pepperoni grease drips off it. The slices sell for about five or six dollars per, but each one is about the size of half a regular pizza. I like to add garlic, oregano and hot peppers.
Thursday, April 08, 2010
DAY 83 HOW BIZARRE
This morning when I was hustling readings a client told me "my father found a penguin on the beach and rehabilitated it."
Wednesday, April 07, 2010
DAY 82
HOW COULD I FORGET?
Seven years ago yesterday I adopted my first pig and haven't regretted it for a second.
Seven years ago yesterday I adopted my first pig and haven't regretted it for a second.
Tuesday, April 06, 2010
DAY 81
WHAT TO MAKE FROM LEFTOVER MARSHMALLOW PEEPS:
Peepshi (Peep sushi) http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2010/03/peeps-recipes-how-to-make-peepshi-sushi-rice-krispies-treats-easter.html
Peepshi (Peep sushi) http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2010/03/peeps-recipes-how-to-make-peepshi-sushi-rice-krispies-treats-easter.html
Monday, April 05, 2010
DUKE BEATS BUTLER
61 to 59. Either way I would have been happy. Dad went to Duke, but I went to a little college no one ever heard of, too.
DAY 80
Big day for sports: Donovan McNabb, Tiger Woods, NCAA finals, Nats and White House Easter Egg Roll.
Sunday, April 04, 2010
Saturday, April 03, 2010
SATURDAY NIGHT VIDEOS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP9o0mpdvfs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcEl55TWXMY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0hdipZjx8c&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_EcybyLJS8
http://www.youtube.com/texcavy#p/u/3/DIFZQTweKBU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sP0yDQ4hGM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQBOcIGXsWo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzO-DJBC9Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_aTzmQciRc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0p17OA5Qn0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcEl55TWXMY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0hdipZjx8c&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_EcybyLJS8
http://www.youtube.com/texcavy#p/u/3/DIFZQTweKBU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sP0yDQ4hGM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQBOcIGXsWo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzO-DJBC9Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_aTzmQciRc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0p17OA5Qn0
DIFFERENT FROM ALL OTHER NIGHTS
"I spent Passover with gay friends. Two of the four questions were on Liza Minnelli."
Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
DAY 78
HOLY SATURDAY
I miss taking the basket to church to get it blessed but am happy to be going to the potluck tomorrow.
I miss taking the basket to church to get it blessed but am happy to be going to the potluck tomorrow.
Friday, April 02, 2010
WEEK 14
Weather is gorgeous, my financial situation WAS improving. In spite of it I am nauseous, tired and dizzy a lot of the time. I hope this years-long Lent will turn into a years-long Easter.