SATURDAY NIGHT VIDEOS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WklWtsih6zA&list=UU7E-LYc1wivk33iyt5bR5zQ&index=1&feature=plcp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FAjK21CvGE&feature=plcp&context=C4467548VDvjVQa1PpcFNOEsK0satWJnD_1w3RsDC2rh-4Xko86m8=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=587f6vhbdMI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vesjh3LXSKM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RekovZ8keqA&feature=plcp&context=C4d7a59cVDvjVQa1PpcFPekE1BE0fIUR2PzRacrveTE7lKAgBxNu4=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYrmXSJqZ5Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuCnagPxzYI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65FLP1ChetI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTS2Cie5SwY&feature=relmfu&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D1sPpHHsCmIs%26feature%3Dplcp%26context%3DC40b8e53VDvjVQa1PpcFNtWTwBiooWyLsi6pK8bKuJ9XMg85F-eB0%253D&has_verified=1

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Cold. Tired.

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Eat shit. I just felt like saying that.

TOOK AN HTML COURSE

Learned HTML does not stand for "how to make lasagne."

DAY

RIP, Earl Scruggs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icMTVV5Lwaw

DAY

Still no energy.

DAY

Totally wiped out.

"A NEGRO, A HOMOSEXUAL, A CANADIAN SEXPOT, AN UNACCOMPANIED REDHEAD. THIS MAY BE MY KEY DEMOGRAPHIC."

Harry Sommer

DAY

Worked for the first time since Christmas Day. Unless you count massages, tarot card readings, English lessons and freelance computer work.

SATURDAY NIGHT VIDEOS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7ULWd5sWH4&list=UU7E-LYc1wivk33iyt5bR5zQ&index=1&feature=plcp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOsEg_RmDQo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdrOMBcVh04

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK57ieGhE7w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr2siqaAY78

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOeIuWrMyuQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rez9pBbdCMk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdX3lsKiOb4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzYlU0E4Mak&context=C401ff42ADvjVQa1PpcFPuU2TYCfRtn5O08trc5Ow_tzDukgrWWrc =

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sPpHHsCmIs&feature=plcp&context=C40b8e53VDvjVQa1PpcFNtWTwBiooWyLsi6pK8bKuJ9XMg85F-eB0%3D

DAY

Tried on men's shirts at Target and TJ Maxx. I swear it was only because I needed them for work.

WEEK

Dow up, barely over 13 thousand, don't think you can buy gas for under $4.00/gallon in DC. Weather is warm but overcast, only drove to see the cherry blossoms once on the Tidal Basin but saw them in Chevy Chase and other parts of Northwest DC. Managing to stay healthy.

HOW DEPRESSING

Some a cute dress on Ebay, realized it was meant for a drag queen.

DAY

"Because she was so darn sweet about the whole thing, we felt for her the more."

DAY

I dreamt I forget it was Lent. And felt guilty.

DAY

Mexico was hit by an earthquake yesterday. I still think of the one we had last year. It was more disturbing than Hurricane Isabel, at least for me.

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Happy First Day of Spring!

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HAPPY ST. JOSEPH'S DAY!

A big day in our family, to be sure.

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Less than three months until they finish the 18th St. Project in Adams Morgan.

WEEK ELEVEN

Dow ended down but still over 13 thousand, gas prices are supposedly going up daily. The weather has been so mild the cherry blossoms are out about three weeks early, contributing to my allergies.

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Happy St. Patrick's Day! I am wearing green panties.

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I get a strong Dad vibe when I'm on Connecticut Avenue. Or M St. Or in rush hour traffic.

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What the fuck do people think I am? A walking thesaurus?

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In the words of my dear departed Grandmother, "bullshit."

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Yesterday a homeless guy accused a woman in the library of walking off with his coat. Never mind it was a woman's coat and the woman's husband and the woman next to her told the homeless guy it wasn't his coat. Homeless guy actually found his coat and apologized to the woman for over-reacting. That was a surprise.

DAY

Now what?

LIFE IMITATES ART

A kid threatened to shoot up the University of Maryland campus tonight.

Ironically, the movie I saw right before that with the meet-up people was "We Need to Talk About Kevin." It was about a homicidal kid in Connecticut. Made me feel better about myself, especially after watching "Jersey Shore."

One of the Meet up guys wanted to know how they got the baby to cry on cue. I guess he never took a film editing class. He probably thinks the farting preacher vids are real, too.

DAY

Missed the Mass for Shut ins, am watching Jersey Shore instead. D says I should have given that up for Lent.

DAY

If I had nieces and nephews I'd be the weird aunt.

WEEK TEN

Dow down, gas prices still under $4.00/gallon in most of DC. Weather still weird, going from almost 70 degrees to the 20's, 30's. My eye doctor, whom I've been seeing since I was almost ten, has retired, freaked out his replacement person. Hoping benefits will kick in.

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It is bitter cold. And I can understand why some people are bitter.

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Yesssss!!!!
D's reaction to the fact that it is one month until I can drink again.

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I met a guy whose co-worker told Roddy McDowall to go shit in his hat. In all fairness, Roddy was very pleasant to me and my date.

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Today was Super Tuesday. And I aced the Escel exam. Last week I posted this on Facebook when I got a perfect score on the Word test: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UUhlTeWnG-8/TgIRm6KrxVI/AAAAAAAAAcY/yCDdYUwlDZ8/s1600/nadia-comaneci-time-cover.jpg

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C made me feel good. She said "You are not spam."

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My head hurts.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

Dave Kelly's response to my giving up drinking for Lent.

WEEK NINE

Dow down, gas mostly under $4.00/gallon, even in DC. Every kind of weather but snow. Some blossoms, including the cherry blossoms, are out, which is probably why I have such bad headaches. And why my eyes are gunking up.

"POOR PEOPLE AREN'T NECESSARILY SAINTLY"

That's what one of the Mensa guys said.

DAY

This morning I was in front of McDonald's on 18th St. and heard a bang. There was a crowd of people out front. Reminded med of the shooting.

SPRING HAS SPRUNG

At least meteorological spring.

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"Almost everyone thinks they're fun."

Katie Trizna