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"Everybody wants you" Billy Squier But why all at the same time on the same day?

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"Asshole! Shit for brains!" From Children of a Lesser G-d.

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Saw the cherry blossoms on the Tidal Basin. And Cleveland Park. And Adams Morgan.

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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, BABY! It was six years ago this month that my big pig came to live with us.

SATURDAY NIGHT VIDEOS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjKHKkDuMoQ&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-WkTP7fYFc&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueBaBGoVHKg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU7zL6A3FR4&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzVjJ5DBO0Q&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERwIfkjnoQo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i3LrcdIn0c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oPujGFI5zg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBze4gStTcg&feature=related

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For the second time in less than a week a man told me he loved me. Different man, still the wrong one.

WEEK

Dow up, again over 12 thousand, weather sunny but getting colder and threatening to snow again, gas prices going slowly up. Feeling very tired, in a lot of pain, not sure whether it's allergies or a low-grade infection.

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Had to drive to Southeast. The combination of nasty, grey weather and being in Southeast was enough to make anyone want to slash his/her wrists. Also, a tornado hit Pennsylvania.

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AMBER Alert for Virginia -- father possibly armed: http://wtop.com/?sid=2320004&nid=740

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Elizabeth Taylor died this morning at age 79.

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A murder at Lulu Lemon in Bethesda has been a big story lately. We think a guy I work with has been stealing, also. Among other things: http://abcnews.go.com/US/maryland-yoga-shop-killing-brittany-norwood-stolen-merchandise/story?id=13183233&page=1

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Sometimes when a man tells you he loves you it's not a good thing. Or at least not what you need to hear.

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Happy first day of Spring!

SATURDAY NIGHT VIDEOS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8LV0QIpmgE&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y4VoszTfUs&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FCN39MKlF8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhi6nNYNOxQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38C4_R1hwwg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvC3M-cscV8

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/118300829.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkKXF170giA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab0tksU1h5w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hApbxU9x5PY&feature=related

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HAPPY ST JOSEPH'S DAY!

Did a Google search and found a picture of my beloved biggest pig.

WEEK

Market up, weather getting warmer, gas prices going mostly up, but reportedly down in some places, trying to keep it together physically and mentally

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Unfortunately I seem to be using the word "cocksucker" a lot.

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HAPPY ST. PAT'S DAY!

ANNOYING CUSTOMER

“Fucking dickhead”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPW7_hw5_68&feature=related

Walter Flannagan

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Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...but at least I got some sleep.

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My eyes are bothering me, probably the maple trees budding. But at least I know I'm not crazy. Or lazy.

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"You are so weird"

Allan R. Loudell

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Went from coming home when it was pitch dark to slightly less dark. Now back to coming home in pitch dark, but at least it's lighter in the evening.

PUBLIC SERVANTS ANNOUNCEMENT

Set your clocks forward one hour if you haven't done so.

SATURDAY NIGHT VIDEOS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsGQzcbgNnI&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K48qClqOswA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7gFlSGXt_k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bhoWfC1L9k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5jfCb6-2RA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SihAuyXBn3c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEmJ-VWPDM4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl3co_v8uOo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z40Msk2jys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qws75LN1dug&feature=related

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Marcellus Wallace don’t like being fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czb4jn5y94g That's about how this week has been.

HOLY SHIT!

My horoscope from yesterday: If you can avoid the DMV, post office and every other place involving lines and paperwork, you should be at your best. You have a tough time coping with bureaucracy today -- tougher than usual, even!

WEEK

It rained buckets but at least things are clearing up and warming up a little. Gas prices are going up slowly but steadily, sometimes a lot in one day. The market dipped below 12 thousand but ended up. I feel as though I've been bitten by a tsestse fly.

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Japan was hit by the worst earthquake in 300 years. Because of the sensitive nature of this subject, I will refrain from posting anything about Godzilla, Megalon, Mothra or Rodan on any of my Facebook pages. Or Twitter pages.

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When it people get rained on in movies it's romantic. When it happens IRL it just sucks.

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Lent sucks. So far more than 24 hours with no booze.

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Let the good pigs roll: http://www.guinealynx.info/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1862314&highlight=roulez#1862314

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Planet earth turns slowly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4

SATURDAY NIGHT VIDEOS!

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March is Adopt a Rescued Guinea Pig Month.

WEEK

Dow down, but still above twelve thousand, weather up and down, gas prices going up. Getting fucked over repeatedly but not in a good way -- having trouble getting out of bed some mornings.

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Fuck you, PEPCO

THE WEIRDEST THING

A guy offered me a bean pie as payment. Weirdest thing in a long time.

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Six months since the robbery.

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Things are poopy, but in a different way and only getting slightly better.

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Frustrating day -- computers, elevators, take-out clerks. Best remedied with bergamot and chocolate.