TODAY...

...is the feast of the Visitation:  http://catholicexchange.com/10-beautiful-things-about-the-visitation

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Mistrial/acquittal for John Edwards:http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/31/justice/north-carolina-edwards-trial/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CARL FABERGE

I like the Google Doodle but not the fact that my Google stock was down when I last checked: http://www.csmonitor.com/Innovation/Tech-Culture/2012/0530/Peter-Carl-Faberge-How-Communism-crushed-the-Faberge-egg

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Iamhavingrelationalissues.

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Happy Memorial Day! (Although some of my Facebook friends find the term "Happy" inappropriate)

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Compared to some people I'm doing better than they are, healthwise, if not financially. And they say health is better than wealth.

WEEK

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Pretty much the same as yesterday.

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Relative humidity was 71% when I last checked. @hich is probably why I'm so tired.

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Did Marion Barry REALLY use the word "Pollacks," referring to people of Polish descent?

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OMG, our new teacher sounds like Van Driessen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bKyKX6hNVQ

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The final episode of House aired last night. I would say it ended on a hopeful note, or at least a satisfying one. The first one aired a few weeks after my father's death. I remember watching episodes on my parents' TV.

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Tonight is the series finale of House. Boo Hoo.

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Robin Gibb died. He was my favourite Bee Gee. I admit I had a favourite Bee Gee. E said they looked like a bunch of hormone problems. This was one of the greatest love songs ever written. I remember feeling this way about at least two people: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykU8iSKkJR0

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Facebook went public. To a lackluster start.

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Worked my ass off at the air show.

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 Guy walks into a doctor's office, says "doctor, I have a problem with my bladder, what should I do?" Doctor says "get off my rug."

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Today is Acension Thursday.

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Completed my Easter duty

EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON...

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There is no reason to make someone feel guilty for walking into a store, restaurant, office etc. Especially when it's your job to wait on them.

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"It's six times my annual salary, and after two years, it covers suicide."

Vincent Kartheiser

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Happy Mother's Day!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Lojw0kTGs

When you ask men if they have any children some say "none that I know of." When men (especially doctors) ask if do I say "If I did, I spontaneously aborted."

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I do not have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

WEEK

IT'S ALL ABOUT ME:

Deal with it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxUuDPNbkJk

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Tomorrow is Community Computer Day: http://communitycomputerday.eventbrite.com/

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"After a May as cold and gray as December"

Elizabeth Janet Gray

This May has been kind of chilly, too.

WHAT WOULD AN HTML CLASS BE...

...without my beloved Allan Loudell:
http://www.wdel.com/loudell.php

Note: I do not do WDEL's web site.

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Vidal Sassoon died. I never liked his haircuts that much. I guess his hair care products were okay.

NINE YEARS AGO TODAY

I adopted my biggest pig.

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RIP Maurice Sendak.

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They are continuing our HTML class. Yay!

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Nicolas Sarkozy has been voted out of office. Apparently things suck in France, too.

SATURDAY NIGHT VIDEOS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0QvblCiHw4&list=UU7E-LYc1wivk33iyt5bR5zQ&index=1&feature=plcp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tn9hye7U6g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkkXsqjMHlE&feature=relmfu

I'LL HAVE ANOTHER...

...is the winner of this year's Kentucky Derby.

THERE'S A MOON OUT TONIGHT!

and not just a full moon tonight, but a super moon: http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/05/05/us-usa-moon-idUSBRE84409Y20120505

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Happy Cinco de Mayo:
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff128/lajimi/More%20Lolcats/cinco_de_meow.jpg

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Rrrrrr

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You're heard of bad hair days? I'm having a bad computer day. Or at least a weird one.

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Osama Bin Laden's been dead for a year now. Have any of your lives got any better?

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Happy May Day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c13q2wYZr_0